There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

“And here I always thought morality was useless”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generall…”

“And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a frie…”

“Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you…”