There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.

“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusin…”

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for th…”

“I’m going to name my firstborn son 0123456789, because I want him to learn to c…”