There is one tree in Gainesville I call "Grandfather" because it looks like a giant Bonsai tree. Well, that and I actually thought it was my mother's father for the longest time.

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“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“If I were to be elected World Leader someday, I’d wear an outfit made of Band-A…”

“I love so much you could probably see my affection from space with the naked ey…”