There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pu…”

“A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irra…”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”