There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I though…”

“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stret…”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”