There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion—mine. Discount space, you see.

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“-Do you see that?
-Yeah, what is it?
-That’s the truth.
-How can you tell it’s …”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just …”

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”