There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.

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“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”

“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”

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