There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.

“I put Chap Stick on before I read, because my lips move along with my eyes. May…”

“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas J…”

“I would consider myself a regular at my favorite bar, but there’s nothing norma…”

“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”