There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”