There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

“Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, th…”

“Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was …”

“I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.”

“Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. …”