There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as long as people believe they need politicians.

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”

“Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.”

“It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the bran…”

“Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s a…”