There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. …”

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”