There's no regifting the present

“...the redhead could sling mud at him and he’d get hard.”

“NEW HAIKUOne breathy vowelmists the glass warming windowpanes crystalled with s…”

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You think I'm hard on you...maybe if you got…”

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch?…”