There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.

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“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun da…”

“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two ti…”