There’s nothing that says love like getting money as a gift, and then giving it away to the needy.


“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I wore a suit to the interview—a bathing suit. I didn’t get the job as a lifegu…”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“After a few years of not talking, I tried reaching out to my father, but by tha…”