They’ll know who the brains of the operation was when they see me smash my clone’s skull on the concrete.

“I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sti…”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. …”