Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love? I’ll bet it will be amazing.

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he h…”

“I think astronaut's helmets need to have Viking horns affixed to the side, to l…”

“I’ll tell you about love on one condition: that you give it to me unconditional…”