This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.

“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue …”

“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”

“In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start,…”

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”