This is every shade of wrong.

“To this day I have a profound mistrust of the word processor. I have to type it…”

“A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says…”

“Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A p…”

“Here's what I didn't know when I was starting out that I now know…I thought whe…”