This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your ghost.

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. …”

“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

“I want to live for a very, very long time, but it’s important that I take care …”