This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender. It saves us hours of witty repartee.

“I’m not short. I’m…vertically disadvantaged.”

“Do you think I should stay away from him?"I asked in a scratchy voice.Todd took…”

“Beatrix puts a distance between herself and the rest of the world. She’s very e…”

“You are everything that's ever been my favourite thing," she wanted to tell him…”