This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of being in love. That must mean I’m lost.

“If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backw…”

“She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re …”

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“To live a sinless life is good, but if you live in a cave and positively influe…”