This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.

“A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am…”

“I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was h…”

“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life yo…”

“My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, i…”