Those who seek the Truth are logically in the dark. Therefore, if I aspire to be anything in the world, it's to be a lighthouse. And you, my midget sidekick, you can be my flashlight.

“Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough brick…”

“Love is always there when you don’t need it, and when you need it and it’s not …”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”