Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“As a point of fact, the best apologies don’t come at the point of a sword, they…”

“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over an…”