Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

“Exuding confidence can ooze onto everyone around you. But it’s sticky and goo-l…”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”

“A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable repla…”