Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, because my two partners overruled my name suggestion.

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”

“I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and but…”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the ma…”