Through the fog Orafoura said, “Those people are black.” “I know,” I said, “they’ll match the lemonade.” I make love like an Arnold Palmer, but not like Arnold Palmer.

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“The military told me I had no depth perception. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I…”

“I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all …”

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve a…”