Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal G…”

“I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling …”

“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemplo…”

“We agreed to meet at 4. I meant AM and she meant PM, so we both just stood arou…”