To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my career works out, because it feels like I'm just spinning my wheels.

“I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.”

“I was in Love once. I think I stayed at a Holiday Inn. Or maybe I was in Lovela…”

“The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so un…”

“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”