To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.

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“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but…”

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just …”

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Gr…”