To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting w…”

“A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irra…”

“I wish I had eyes that changed colors from blue to gray, and then after I cried…”