To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse.

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

“A blanket could be shared with someone cold. And if you’re sharing your blanket…”

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was le…”

“Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert.”