To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.


“People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how d…”

“I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.”

“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% o…”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. But I’m the only one alive who kn…”