To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date. I didn’t bring my wallet, so I hope they don’t mind paying for my dinner too. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with t…”

“I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s …”

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you…”

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”