Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.

“I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always …”

“We thought all this teach­ing was to make us smart. What it did was make us stu…”

“This is the greatest momemt of your life and your out missing it”

“You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything…”