Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.

“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”

“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel tha…”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning…”