Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.


“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s…”

“If I were a cop, and I caught a criminal, I’d throw the book at them. A heavy b…”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”

“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”