Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surprised if I don’t show up.


“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly…”

“Armadillo? I’d rather arm civilians.”

“I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too…”

“I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.”