Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.

“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished…”

“You can't be extinct if people aren't even aware you ever existed. I should kno…”

“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”