Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.

“I don’t have a motorcycle, but I do have a picture of a motorcycle helmet. And …”

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”

“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and …”

“Nonstop sunny days would be boring. We need the gloom to highlight the highs.”