Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you l…”

“The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the tim…”