Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

“Love tip # 29: Increase your chances of getting to second date by not having st…”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended …”

“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surpr…”