Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

“They're strong, they're fast, and the kill without mercy or hesitation. They're…”

“I had to be the next family Alchemist. My sister... well, she's older, and usua…”

“I’ve seen all I need to. I’m going to go drink now in a futile effort to wipe a…”

“Ah, those two. In a fight, they’re lethal. Around each other, they melt.”