Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.

“He stood up, took his tray over to the PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR REFUSE WITH CARE …”

“Everyone says it's going to be Snapcase at the palace. He listens to the people…”

“Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, bec…”

“It was like rising slowly out of a pink cloud, or a magnificent dream which, tr…”