Trust the Simi. She ain't never wrong.

“You have no idea how much it bothers me to know that I was the man she meant to…”

“Don’t apologize. My ma used to say that crying is good for you. Tears are the p…”

“You'llnever see the moments coming that will forever mutilate your life—at leas…”

“She would try picturing him in his underwear, but that was even more disturbing…”