TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

“Humanity, n. The human race, collectively, exclusive of the anthropoid poets.”

“Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull”

“Good-bye — if you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and sh…”

“No hay nada nuevo bajo el sol, pero hay muchas cosas viejas que nosotros no sab…”