Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of purified water. It’s hard to define what my aunt Britta already drank.

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”

“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, beca…”

“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.”

“They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don't know what accountant came…”