Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 hours. And come on, Polish would take at least 24 hours to conquer.

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”

“I’ll leave the rest to you. Then, once you’re finished with the last part, I’ll…”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”