Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly into a caterpillar, but still I’ve got to try. That’s what being in love is all about.

“I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a …”